Cinnamon Toast Fuckery

-Something that is so unbelievably insane, supernatural, and/or surreal

-Something that is so confusing that you cannot wrap your head around it.

I went outside and was greeted by a plane crash, followed by a forest fire. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is the mass of the universe?

I have to divide by a letter to get a number. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery

1-0

I'm up on you bitch

*Goes into facility*

*Kills someone with an orbital cannon.*

"1-0 lzzzzz I'm up"

Red Dead Online

A toxic cesspool of booters, lag switchers, god mode, and off-radar cheaters who will doxx you for calling them trash. Red Dead Online used to be fun, but now it has become whatever the fuck Cockstar Games let it turn into.

Red Dead Online isn't what it used to be. It's too toxic now.

Chocking

The way that "Choking" is spelled by idiots

Paper: The victim was chocking
Teacher: Are you retarded? it's spelled "Choking"

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Whalemart

A place where all the overweight people shop

I went to Whalemart today and saw lots of fatasses

Eye floaters

Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)

These fucking eye floaters are starting to piss me off

Oppressor Mk2

Sometimes called the 'broomstick', this vehicle is a staple of tryhards in GTA Online. This vehicle doesn't require a degree in rocket science to use since it is so easy; it's easier than failing your math quiz. Operators of this vehicle have a vocabulary not limited to 'lzzzzz' '1-0' 'ur trash' or '1v1 me beach'

A damn tryhard is flying around on his Oppressor Mk2 killing me over and over. They're such a pussy.

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