Chocking

The way that "Choking" is spelled by idiots

Paper: The victim was chocking
Teacher: Are you retarded? it's spelled "Choking"

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I'm sorry

A phrase that you don't really mean

I'm sorry.....not really

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You have to be pretty fucking bored to have searched this up.

When you're so bored, you search "." on Urban Dictionary.

gordon ramsay

A total savage, a god among men, a fucking roasting genius

gordon ramsay is a total savage YOU FUCKING DONKEY

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Covid-19

Is a complete fucking hoax. Covid-19 is just a government ploy; sure, the virus exists, but the amount of deaths is exaggerated.

Covid-19 is a complete joke.

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1-0

I'm up on you bitch

*Goes into facility*

*Kills someone with an orbital cannon.*

"1-0 lzzzzz I'm up"

The Best Day Ever

The day that never seems to exist but only as a mere figment of your imagination.

Child: Today is going to be the best day ever!

Also Child The Next Day: Today is going to be the best day ever!