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When you throw a taco full of semen at a lesbian as punishment for your eternal suffering.
I gave her a taste of Lesbian Carrot Sauce.
When you throw your child's dog at a wall at such a high velocity that it leaves a shit stain on the wall you threw it at. A fun activity for friends and family.
Hey cousin, want to go dog walling with me this weekend?
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When you mash up a bologna sandwich in a ziplock bag full of donkey semen, then proceed to shove it down your child's throat as a form of discipline.
Little Johnny was being a real bitch today in class, so I gave him a good taste of Shreks Toe Sock.
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