Random
Source Code

Mexican Crack

Crack usually mixed with beans and spices to give give it a spicy flavor.

Drug Dealer: Wanna buy some crack?
Crack Addict: Sorry man I only use Mexican Crack.

by TheWindSoldier April 11, 2010

20πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Crappy Bookmark

A Crappy bookmark bought in Mexico.

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!

by TheWindSoldier April 1, 2010

26πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Netgear Firewall

A gay ass firewall that won't let you go to websites such as MySpace, Facebook, ect. It also blocks websites that show naked ladies. It is also hard to disable.

Bob: Hey Jack, lets look at some naked ladies!
Jack: We can't because of my Netgear Firewall.

by TheWindSoldier April 11, 2010

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


FruityMcGayMan

Slang word for a Gay person who likes putting fruit shaped bits in his butt.

Bob: Hey
Jack: Don't be gay
Bob: I'm not gay.
Jack: Yeah your not gay, Your a FruityMcGayMan
Bob: Okay.

by TheWindSoldier April 1, 2010

33πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


D1ck

A Way to bypass the censor in online games.

Noob: Stop using grenades noob!
Person: Suck my D1ck!

by TheWindSoldier April 1, 2010

51πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Fast Shit

Going poop without wiping your ass.

Bob: John, why do you smell like poop?
John: I took a fast shit!

by TheWindSoldier April 17, 2010

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Toilet Noob

A person who has to take a shit ever half hour.

Bob: Wow John, you have to go to the bathroom all the time.
John: So....?
Bob: You must be a toilet Noob.

by TheWindSoldier April 21, 2010

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž