Leftina Handly

The left (Leftina) hand (Handly) someone thus stroketh the penis or clitoris with. The left hand is an imagenary female and Leftina is a female name.

I was beating my meat so intensely to some Quadruple B porn that Leftina Handly looked like she was crying because of all the sweat.

Faptop

A laptop that is used for mainly and quite possibly only for porn. Some people are lonely and the "Faptop" is their only lover (Plus their hands and sex toys).

After doing the spirit bomb of ejaculation to watching some really good Kim Possible Hentai, I couldn't seem to get my Semen out of my keyboard, I really hope I don't destroy my Faptop, then I would never be able to watch TheWizChannel.

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