the touch

Something you can have. It can help you defeat decepticons, or seduce women. Nothing is impossible if you have the touch, including unlocking the autobot matrix of leadership.

Ways to tell if you have the touch:

You never get hit when your back's to the wall.
When all hell's breaking loose you are riding the eye of the storm.
You get put to the test but it is never enough.
You're at your best when when the going gets rough.

Often, people with the touch also have the power.

Yao Ming has got the touch tonight!

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pinache

1. A combination between pizzazz and Ash Catchum. In other words, totally awesome.
2. An unfortunate result of acupuncture.

The word probably resulted from someone spelling "panache" wrong.

That Speed Racer sure has pinache!
Go, speed racer, go!

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the princess is in another castle

1) Your girlfriend is cheating on you.
2) She ain't here.
3) You tried really hard, but you failed.
4) You just got pwned by either Princess Peach or Princess Daisy.

1) Guy: I thought she was mine, but it looks like the princess is in another castle.

2) Guy 1: Where is she?
Guy 2: The princess is in another castle.

3) Graduate student: I tried to get my doctrate approved, but the it looks like the princess is in another castle.

4) Princess Daisy: I'll just be flying under this plane over here.
Young Link: (Dies)
Princess Daisy: The princess is in another castle!

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de-lonlified

Not lonely no mo'.

Person 1: Hey man, how you feelin'? You alright?
Not Justin: Yeah. I got a girl so I'm de-lonlified.

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deja coo'

Retro and at the same time nifty. Things that are deja coo' usually bring up warm feelings of nostalgia.

It is best to use it in written conversation, because it sounds kind of stupid.

Awesome: Yo man, I just illegally downloaded "C is for Cookie".
GenericName352: u r lame
Awesome: I beg to differ. It is deja coo'.

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pq

pq = why

In every romance language imaginable, the word for "why" can be abbreviated pq. "Why" just has too many letters to bother typing when online, and "y" is so tacky. For great justice, use in regular conversations.

He returned, no longer a youth, to his native land to find the farm burned to the ground and his family slaughtered. Without tears, he searched through the debris and found an antique from his childhood: a Gameboy Color with Pokémon Yellow. Desperate for something familiar, he turned it on only to find out that someone had saved over his game. His level 100 Graveler was gone forever, and so were all the badges for which he strugged so hard.

In a torrent of grief and rage, he fell to his knees and screamed to the heavens just as the camera angle changed to overhead:

"PQ!"

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triforce dots

Therefore.

The symbol for therefore is dots in the shape of the triforce, therefore the phrase "triforce dots" is a suitable replacement phrase.

Ganondorf holds the triforce of power, triforce dots, it would be ironic if he was impotent.

Being the sole Gerudo male born in a century, the above situation elicits both a yes and no response to the question "If Ganondorf were impotent, would the Gerudo be fucked?"

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