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Aquapolymicrospringlebottomificatorization

Now, currently we are going to dissect this so buckle up. Is when you use a tool known as a springlebottomificator to make the bottom of something more springy. The action of using a springlebottomificator is called springlebottomificatorization.
Now, microspringlebottomificatorization is when you do springlebottomificatorization with something small.
Polymicrospringlebottomificatorization is when you do microspringlebottomificatorization but with many things at once.
Aquapolymicrospringlebottomificatorization is when you do microspringlebottomificatorization but with something in water, such as a fish.

Mom: "Hey, have you done the Aquapolymicrospringlebottomificatorization yet?
Child: "No, but I'll pull out the springlebottomificator and use it on many small objects in the water."
Mom: "Ok, I'll check later to see if you did it."

by TheWorstDefiner April 28, 2024


Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Being afraid of long words.

Doctor, I think i have a fear of long words..
Sounds like a classic case of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
AHHHH!!!
Don't worry. It's highly treatable, unlike pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.
AHHHHH!!!!!
Are you afraid of needles?
No...? why?
Ok. Good. Because the cure is injected intravenously by a homeopathic-phlebotomotologist.
AAAAHHH!!!!!!!
I have the perfect specialist for you!
...who..?
Her name is Dr. An.-
*Phew!*

-T. disestablishmentarianism.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
She lives right by lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, and her cousin lives at Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu!
*dead*

by TheWorstDefiner May 4, 2024


Microwave Owl

An owl that went through a microwave. (What do you think?)

that microwave owl went through the microwave!

crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TheWorstDefiner April 28, 2024