Cute Duckling Scam

Always be prepared. Out there
live many treacherous creatures out there that want
your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a
weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted
mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute
Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a
Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan
when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human
beings. Observing our kind through controlled
experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while
distracted with something the humans called "cute"
they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored
almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact
that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson
had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that
Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of
currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this
the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop
owners with his children and then take whatever he
thought was needed. His followers in the Americas
were able to work the original purpose of the Cute
Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the
unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently
mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the
parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and
beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there
other many bird relatives, including their rivals the
power hungry geese.

“Aww look at those cute ducklings”
“be careful around them or else they’ll pull a cute duckling scam on you

The Ancient Chicken

1. An a temporal baby Cochin Bantam chicken that exists as the collective conscience of all the souls of its inter dimensional counterparts.

Can only be contained by a vessel that can stay in control of its original conscience.

2. A profile on social media

3. Someone you might get airdropped by if you have your airdrop open

1. “Wtf is an ancient chicken”

2. “Bro this kid named @The_Ancient_Chicken just replied to my comment”

3. “Who tf is The Ancient Chicken?!”

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What you feel like when exposed to feeling of helplessness and depression that suppresses your everyday life and makes you feel like a worthless piece of shit and the face your brain makes when it can’t mentally scream for help because of all the societal norms and influences that suppress your ability to properly express your emotions.

See also: idk, ideka

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Friends

Something you don’t have

You: “I wish I had friends”

0o0

When you feel famous after posting a few things

I just posted and commented on so many things someone’s got to notice me now 0o0

3👍 1👎

Comp

Another word for competitive; usually used in a video game context

“I’m feeling pretty warmed up, ima go play some comp rn”

Harley Davidson

A hoe whose dad, Mr. Davison, decided to name her after his motorcycle

“ Harley Davidson? Isnt that the motorcycle”
“No, it’s the girl in my math class”