Butt-torrent

A torrential, explosive evacuation of the bowel. See diarrhea, the runs, loose bowels.

Noun Usage:

Ignoring his Irritable Bowel Syndrome , Esteban gorged himself on Chimichangas and Spicy Nachos. The resultant Butt-torrent was so violent it shook the foundations of his apartment block and set off several car alarms.

Verb usage: to 'download a Butt-torrent.'

Esteban's reckless enchilada consumption triggered a very real and urgent need to download a butt-torrent of epic proportions.

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Guidophile

noun: a woman with a sexual fetish for Italian men.

woman 1: 'Did you hook up in Venice or what?'

woman 2: (licks lips) 'You know I can't resist Hot, Italian, Sausage.'

woman 1: 'Shut up ho!' (giggle) 'You are such a fucking Guidophile!'

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Coffee Toffee

Fecal waste that is a direct by-product of and is triggered by coffee consumption. Typically the passing of a Coffee Toffee follows a complete cup of coffee but in some the urge to defecate can become overpowering even part way through their cup.

noun: After downing a latte with her lunch, Sophie found herself holding up the restroom cue as she dumped a massive coffee toffee into her work toilet, leaving a damning skid mark in its wake.

verb: Pablo rued the day he drank 7 double espressos. Not only did he have great difficulty sleeping that night, he coffee-toffeed all afternoon, much to the disdain of his room-mates.

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Snoblivious

adjective: used to describe the total lack of awareness an affluent person (usually in the upper echelon of the social order and more often than not, a celebrity) has of the reality and the 'norms' of society's working class.

British abattoir worker 1: 'You know Paris Hilton was quoted the other day as saying' (actual quote btw) "I have worked very hard to get to where I am?'

British abattoir worker 2: 'I also heard she said' (another actual quote here) "All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there." 'What do you think Augustus?'

British abattoir worker 3 (Augustus Bertrand Blake-Bainbridge) covered in bovine blood and guts: (mutters under his breath) 'Fucking snoblivious bitch....'