Brownie Gun

The human tuckus (a.k.a. butt). Plain and simple.

That fart came out of Johnny's brownie gun so loud and obscure that Bill Cosby asked if there was a load in his pants

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Wrist Piece

A watch. Usually a high class watch, such as a Rolex, IWC, or other Swiss-made watch. However, a high dollar watch to the working class could be a Fossil, Nixon, or Guess.

John Jacob- "Woah, better check your wrist piece, we got to get to the House of Blues real soon! I don't want to miss the Bowling For Soup/Good Charlotte concert."

Martin- "I know, this traffic jam is at least a mile long. My $40,000 Platinum IWC Pilot watch reads 7:49. We got 11 minutes."

John Jacob- "Why is the traffic even backed up so far?"

Martin- "There is a grand opening of a Chik-Fil-A up ahead"

John Jacob- "Eet mor chikin"

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Boeing bomb

Projectile human feces that is jettisoned from an aircraft. In this case, a Boeing aircraft.

After finishing his green bean casserole, Steve had to defecate, so he headed to the bathroom. The male flight attendant said he had to wait approximately 3 minutes for the Boeing to jettison the fecal matter.

These Boing bombs are easily identifiable on earth by the peanuts left behing in the boeing bomb.

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Krispy Kreme Diet

A feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.

Joanna- "I'm so fat"

April- "To be honest, you really are fat"

Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"

April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"

(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)

Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"

(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)

David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"

Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"

David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."

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Pellegrino

What fancy people call water.

Dart- "Hey Boyd, wheres all the pellegrino?"

Boyd- "Wheres the what now?

Dart- "Ya know, the water, im thirsty after i ate the rest of the generic fritos and rice"

Boyd- "Just call it water next time, dill hole"

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Pipes

Vocal cords

Man alive, check out the pipes on Damon. He just sung the McDonalds jingle spot-on key!! I'm lovin' it!!

Richard Cox

A name given to a child only by a parent who really wants to hate their child and one day and ruin their high school reputation and lower their ego.

Substitute teacher Mr. Butkis- "Is Richard Cox here? or does he go by Dick? Dick Cox? Are you present?"

Marvin-"(pointing his finger) Dick boy is right over there! HAHA your name is 2 private parts!!!!"

(Richard Cox runs out of the room and heads toward the cafeteria to eat his pain away, since Marvin Crushed his reputation)

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