Piss Water

Light beer.

Carl- "Hey, Chuck, is there any high-life left?"

Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"

Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"

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Perif

Your peripheral vision. Also would account when somebody says "I caught it out of the corner of my eye".

Richard- "Dude, i saw Jacob eat your four piece chicken McNuggets"

Dave- "How? We were just making eye contact during this whole talk."

Richard- "I used my perif."

Dave- "Ohh, makes sense. But no biggie, them Nuggets were sprinkled with pet dander."

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Streets

Day-to-day clothing. Opposite of a work uniform/attire.

Melbin Toast- "Woah, check out John in his streets, i didn't know he wore slacks."

Seymour Duncan- "Yeah its odd to see him in his streets, im used to seeing him in only a white shirt and tie."

Melbin Toast- "I wonder when John is at home if his family says 'Hey look at dad in his works!' "

Seymour- "..."

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Tuna Fish

The chicken of the sea.

Customer- "Where would i find the Tuna Fish?"

Grocer Cedric- "The chicken of the sea is located in aisle 11. I would also recommend Turkey of the sea, also."

Customer- "What is the Turkey of the sea?"

Grocer Cedric- "It's your mom. Ha, no, im kidding. Theres no such thing as the Turkey of the sea"

Customer- "You are a comic"

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Wrist Piece

A watch. Usually a high class watch, such as a Rolex, IWC, or other Swiss-made watch. However, a high dollar watch to the working class could be a Fossil, Nixon, or Guess.

John Jacob- "Woah, better check your wrist piece, we got to get to the House of Blues real soon! I don't want to miss the Bowling For Soup/Good Charlotte concert."

Martin- "I know, this traffic jam is at least a mile long. My $40,000 Platinum IWC Pilot watch reads 7:49. We got 11 minutes."

John Jacob- "Why is the traffic even backed up so far?"

Martin- "There is a grand opening of a Chik-Fil-A up ahead"

John Jacob- "Eet mor chikin"

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Brownie Gun

The human tuckus (a.k.a. butt). Plain and simple.

That fart came out of Johnny's brownie gun so loud and obscure that Bill Cosby asked if there was a load in his pants

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Trunk

The part of a car where you put dead bodies. Some people buy a car based on the size of the trunk. The larger the trunk, the more bodies you can fit in the trunk.

(At a car dealer, viewing a new car..)
Melvin- "Lets see mow much trunk space this new sedan has..."

Salesman Bender- "Alrighty then" (pops the trunk of the new car)

Melvin- "I can fit at about.. 4 bodies in there. Its perfect"

Salesman Bender- "Lets go fill out the paperwork and maybe have some peppermint schnapps, eh?"

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