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A watch. Usually a high class watch, such as a Rolex, IWC, or other Swiss-made watch. However, a high dollar watch to the working class could be a Fossil, Nixon, or Guess.
John Jacob- "Woah, better check your wrist piece, we got to get to the House of Blues real soon! I don't want to miss the Bowling For Soup/Good Charlotte concert."
Martin- "I know, this traffic jam is at least a mile long. My $40,000 Platinum IWC Pilot watch reads 7:49. We got 11 minutes."
John Jacob- "Why is the traffic even backed up so far?"
Martin- "There is a grand opening of a Chik-Fil-A up ahead"
John Jacob- "Eet mor chikin"
The sediment and/or particles of whatever you're eating that ends up in your drink.
William- "Hey Sven, what are those floatin' things in your cup of Perrier?"
Sven- "Just some backwash of water chestnut and sesame"
William- "Why on gods green earth were you eating water chestnuts and sesame seeds?"
Sven- "I.. dont.. know..."
Putting coins into a parking meter.
Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.
The first side effect after one eats food from McDonald's. Soon to come is the McAche, McRuns, McSpits, McPuke, and finally the trip to the McRoom (Emergency Room).
Delroy- "Man, that super-sized Big Mac extra value meal killed me."
Jasonlin- "I know what your saying, after this meal i'm going to stop eating McDonald's due to the side effects from eating their food."
Delroy- (Puzzled) "Side effec...?" (pukes everywhere)
Jasonlin- "Still need a dictionary? ...Actually i think i have the McGurgles myself...hold on, i'm going to use the John."
Delroy- "I'm gunna hurt that Ronald clown if my McRoom visit is costly!!!"
Used to describe something that is very hot when the more common, grammar-correct, simple word "very" won't suffice. Used as a slang term; or could be considered an ebonic term.
Gerard: "Dude, are these twinkies ready to come out of the deep fryer?"
Frank Fritz: "Yeah, but don't eat 'em yet, they'll be burnin' hot"
Gerard: "No biggie, ill just have an orange Julius while i wait"
Frank Fritz: "Thats straight"
Gerard: "Piss off, ya douche!"
Frank Fritz: "If by piss, you mean the urine i put in your Julius, then yes"