Yeast Barnacle

A type of fungus that grows in the female muff area, its composition consists of mold, puss, and dried semen. The semen usually comes from boys named cole, luke, and/or casey. This type of fungal growth typically grows on girls named kristen after a lowlife shifty bottom feeder or jew fuck her. It can also be spread by said girl named kristen sitting on the victims face. In a matter of days, said infection will appear on the victims face. AKA a yeast barnacle.

Dude did you let kristen sit on your face? Your face is covered in yeast barnacles.