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Candice

1. A conjugal visit for convicted bear assassins.

2. Batwoman's slave.

3. An excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the penis in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.

Dude 1: Wanna hang out tonight dude?
Dude 2: I can't dude, i gotta go candice my prison bitch.

Dude 1: Dude, why doesn't Batwoman clean around the Batcave?
Dude 2: Why would she? She's got a candice.

Dude 1: Dude, i totally just did a candice on my penis. The hole is like an inch wider.
Dude 2: Dude, why do i hang out with you?

by The_Cox November 6, 2009

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