The Trashman

I'm the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the- all over the ring! And then I start eatin' garbage! And then I pick up the trash can, and I bash the guy on the head.

Friend:Hey who’s your wife
Me:The Trashman

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Danny Devito

The god himself. The lord and savior of the egg kingdom. The creator of all life known in the universe and beyond. A big religious icon in the world and especially in Hollywood.

Friend: Hey who’s your god?
Me: Oh just Danny Devito

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