Motor Moron

This is the person who does not follow the laws of the road, including, blinkers, slow speeds, high speeds, roll stops, and the people who think you honked at them, but instead, the person behind you did, so the motor moron flips you off and not the person behind you.

A motor moron almost ran into me today because they didn't use their blinker.

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Arson Wagon

The type of car you see on the side of the road or driving, with flames or gas leaking from the back. This is usually seen when someone forgets to disconnect the gas nossle front the fuel tank and covers the car with gas. Hence, setting the car (wagon) ablaze.

Dude, when I was going to work, an arson wagon was in the ditch.