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verb. The act of skipping school or work due to a minor illness, injury, or condition.
Greg: I hear Will's home with a cold today.
Harry: That bitch must be Keiching! Let's break his legs after work.
Greg: Yeah!
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The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.
Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.
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verb. What one does to another's feti.
Ooh, bebe. Lemme slooch those feti!
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verb. The act of Frenching someone so hard that you lick their tonsils.
Greg: I heard your girlfriend's in the hospital. What happened, dude?
Harry: I did the ol' sp'bort with her yesterday!
Greg: Poggies dude! Up top!
noun. A more sophisticated way to say ejaculate.
Greg got Gargongaphiffle all over his partner after thinking about Danny DeVito.
noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.
Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.