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verb. The act of skipping school or work due to a minor illness, injury, or condition.
Greg: I hear Will's home with a cold today.
Harry: That bitch must be Keiching! Let's break his legs after work.
Greg: Yeah!
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verb. What one does to another's feti.
Ooh, bebe. Lemme slooch those feti!
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noun. A more sophisticated way to say ejaculate.
Greg got Gargongaphiffle all over his partner after thinking about Danny DeVito.
verb. The act of Frenching someone so hard that you lick their tonsils.
Greg: I heard your girlfriend's in the hospital. What happened, dude?
Harry: I did the ol' sp'bort with her yesterday!
Greg: Poggies dude! Up top!
The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.
Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.
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noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.
Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.