Kiwi Cootchie

1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.

David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie

Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.

David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?

David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...

Sympathy Dump

noun
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.

Friend- Hey man, yesterday I was texting Katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy tittyslaps

You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?

Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.

You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.