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Douche Smolt

A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.

That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.

by The_JDH July 24, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Turdinator

A turd, that no matter how many times you flush, will not go down the toilet, requiring one to crush it with a plunger handle to destroy it.

That Turdinator is in the commode! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not flush ever!

by The_JDH November 20, 2012


Bitch Mittens

A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.

This is a real boxing bout- no Bitch Mittens allowed.

by The_JDH November 5, 2012

12πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


wang pipe

1. A penis, dong, or other slang for the human male reproductive organ. 2. A blow job- to fellate a man's penis like blowing on a flute or other pipe instrument.

Sarah blew my wang pipe last night till I hit a high note all over her chin.

by The_JDH November 25, 2009


Shitsky

The act of a Russian taking a dump.

Igor! Pull ze van over I have to shitsky!

by The_JDH January 16, 2013

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Vitamin M

A slang for mercury (Hg) which has been found as accidental contamination of certain vaccines. Widely used in Alex Jones lexicon

"Doctor, the vaccines for bird flu all have mercury in them"

"Thats not contamination, thats Vitamin M"

by The_JDH July 30, 2009

10πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


Uturd

A piece of shit from Utah.

Man, every time I come to Idaho I gotta deal with all these Uturds.

by The_JDH August 20, 2009

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž