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A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.
That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
A combination of "grogan" and "fantastic". Usually used to describe an awesome corned beef and cabbage shit.
I drank some guiness and took a grogastic St. Patty's Day shit!!!
When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.
I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.
1. A penis, dong, or other slang for the human male reproductive organ. 2. A blow job- to fellate a man's penis like blowing on a flute or other pipe instrument.
Sarah blew my wang pipe last night till I hit a high note all over her chin.
The act of a Russian taking a dump.
Igor! Pull ze van over I have to shitsky!
A turd, that no matter how many times you flush, will not go down the toilet, requiring one to crush it with a plunger handle to destroy it.
That Turdinator is in the commode! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not flush ever!
A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.
This is a real boxing bout- no Bitch Mittens allowed.