Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.

Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.