A Small, Flat, Burger shaped penis.
Look at that lad's cock, he has a Wiener Burger!
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Witten is the collective name for a group of Winnets.
A winnet is a tuft of shit, left clinging to your anal hair. Witten can be used as the plural for winnet.
My mate Dave did not just have the odd winnet, he had a manifestation of witten weighing his arse hair down.
Dave you witten ridden fool, wipe your fooking arse properly, you filthy cunt.
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