Chuck Norris

A dude whose jokes are really starting to get old.

Jon: Wanna hear a Chuck Norris joke?
Me: Wanna suck my dick?

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Facebook

A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.

Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."

Beastly Jones

proper noun: Amazingly strong, good-looking, super-buff guy with a really deep, sexy Josh Turner-like voice.
adjective: 1. strong, 2. awesome, 3. great

1. In the beginning, God created Beastly Jones; then God and Beastly Jones created the world.
2. Linkin Park is the Beastliest Jonesiest band ever.

Justin Bieber

The reason Facebook needs a "dislike" button.

I called Justin Bieber gay so he slapped me with his purse.

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