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An unintentional double entendre or other faux pas with more than a suggestion of paedophilia
Greg: Now Karl has come out, I'm glad I never asked him to coach the under 8s soccer
Brad: Yeah. He would not have fitted in.
Greg: Dude! That is disgusting
Brad: Oops. Savilian slip!
Mike: Hey. Look at that chick over there. Man she is hot. I'm a gonna get me a piece of that ass
Bill: Fuck man you are so uncool. That's DeAndre's daughter. She is like 15.
Mike: Hmm Savilian slip...
A taunt used to try and goad a sensible dude into an act of crass stupidity by suggesting his attitude is dull and straightlaced. Usually repeated ad nauseam in a high pitched shriek to try and wear the victim down.
Idiotic Dude: I've pissed in this glass, drunk it, then hurled back into the same glass. Down that!
Normal person: Fuck off
Idiotic Dude: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't drink my piss-chunder? What are you? Get it down you! Mr Citizen! Come on Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen!
Idiot: I know what woulod round the evening off perfectly. Let's break into the Zoo and fuck us a couple of baboons!
Idiot's friend: Don't be ridiculous, you'll get AIDS
Idiot: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't fuck a monkey coz he's scared of getting caught! Mr Citizen! Thinks he's going to get AIDS Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!
An essentially meaningless phrase used to style out inadvertenly embarrasing confessions. Its cod philosphical style distracts the attention of others involved in the conversation such that they forget what precedd it.
Dude 1: I like carrots
Dude 2: Me too - I love to shoev one up my ass whilst I am finishing myself off
Dude 1: Dude!!!! WTF!!! that is so gay!!!!
Dude 2: Oh, er, different view of life?
Dude 1: Ah I see, interesting...
Chip: I like a nice rack and a firm butt. But I'll be honest, a chick in medieval armour is what really truns me on
Brad: You are disgusting. Get out.
Chip: Hmm. Different view of life?
Brad: You make a compelling point
When you ring a friend on his cell phone, he sees it is you and rejects the call
"Man, I rang Brad and it cut off after two rings. He's totally wagged me."
"Dude, I can't believe you wagged me last night. I thought you had more respect."
A method of speeding up a walk in a studied manner to try and disguise the increased speed and appear to be casually sauntering with an unconcerned air. Mainly deployed by dudes on public transport when trying to reach the last empty seat ahead of a pregnant chick.
Dude (thinking): "Shit, only one seat left. No way am I standing on this shit. If I cascelerate I can make it ahead of that heifer"
(after sitting down) "My bad, she's sprogged up. Still if I don't look at her, I ain't seen her..."
Lisa: "I got on the bus with five bags from the supermarket. Was just about to sit down when this ass shot past me into the seat. Tried to make out he hadn't seen me"
Ashley: He cascelerated past you. A hole.
Where a normally sensible and pleasant individaul snaps under the influence of alcohol and becomes uncontrollable
We got chatting to this Swedish kid on the train back from the game. It was all very amicable. Then deglamania struck and Calvin hit him for no reason
Drunk dude: "I don't care what you say. I don't like his jacket. I am going ot fucking kill him.
Drunk dude's friends: "You deglamaniac!"
A celebratory act performed mostly by sporst teams. One dude crouches on a table whilst another lies beneath him. A third pours beer down the ass crack of dude 1 into dude 2's mouth.
Whilst widley promoted as a standard appraoch to marking important sports victories, it should be noted that the anal chug is, in fact, primarily a method of satisfying deeply repressed homosexual urges in an exlusively male environment.
We beat State with three from downtown right on the buzzer. Awesome!!! So Chip, Brad and Mike did an anal chug in the bar that night.
Phil: Great TD today Mac. You da man brother. Let's anal chug to celebrate!
Mac: Are you saying you want to suck my dick?
Phil: Yes please