Married

Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits

"Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"

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Zen

A thwack on the head given by an old Chinese man holding a walking stick

According to each pupil, the Seifu gives an appropriate meaning of Zen; I have a knot on my head to prove it.

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quantum theory

A really weird game of dice

Einstein on quantum theory: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."

God: "C'mon lucky number 7!"

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West bloomfield

A city in Michigan in Oakland County known for the MANY Chaldeans and Jews that live there.

There are many Chaldeans and Jews in West Bloomfield.

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