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Those crazy ass chicks- you know the ones- whoâs only goal in life is to date every musician they possibly can, while ruining the lives of other young fans. Lord help the fan who gets in her way of meeting the band- SHE SAW HIM FIRST!
The man got off the stage, to the flock of seagulls waiting for him at the autograph stand.
âGreat... boys, itâs time to break up a fistfight...â
The amount of fucks you give when your girl leaves you, and takes the dog, truck, credit cards, and house keys, with her.
Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope youâre still on yo mamaâs good side...
You: You know what, take yo money, i donât need it. I donât give a fuck anymore.
Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. Youâll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while weâre at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.
When youâre so deep in the shit, you donât see any way out...
Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee
Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit