Oiling the wood

To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant

last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood

Porg

A native of the planet Porg, most notable for their diminuative stature.

Porg's are never more than five feet tall.

Uber-Porgs are never more than four feet, six inches tall.

S/he is really tiny, a total Porg.

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