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Gripple

A measurement of time

" I haven't seen Mary in a gripple"

by The_crack_baby March 15, 2023


THE CAROLINA DENTIST

The act of getting a women high on laughing gas, and knocking her teeth out

My wife has been complaining about money and her teeth lately, so I decided to take her to The Carolina dentist

by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022


The reverse Michael Jackson

When a little boy fucks a grown man

I worked at a Christian camp last summer and walked in on tinny giving father Mick O'hoolihan getting the reverse Michael Jackson

by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


The Frankfurt fingerbang

The art of angrily fingerbanging a girl while scream reciting Mein Kampf

While deployed I met your mother while giving her the Frankfurt fingerbang

by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


The Birmingham baton

The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo

My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton

by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022


The Minnesota mascot

A group of men tie a woman to the bed and all Jack off into a pillow case put it on the woman's head and leaves the room

I came home from work and found my wife in the middle of the Minnesota mascot

by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022


The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022