Shid

A life changing shit. You will not be the same after this.

I just shid my pants

Shitartastic

When you're taking a shit and you fart the shit out instead of pushing and it feels fantastic

I just had a shitartastic

Oliver

The most retarded kid from band. This dumbass got his leg broken by another kid because he sucked so much ass at marching.

Me: "Oliver is such a retard"
Everyone else: "agreed"