Toilet Paper

A precious commodity rumored to have healing abilities, especially for the flue. Toilet paper is a rarity that few would ever see.

Person 1: "Coronavirus is spreading! What do we do?"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"

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quarantine

The act of staying home where a person spends their days eating their feelings, playing video games and masturbating until society continues functioning at a normal level.

Person 1: "What have you been doing lately?"
Person 2: "Quarantine..."

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