goomba goomba

The weirdest possible thing someone can yell out when they reach an orgasm.

"U like that b?"
"Yh.........oh...GOOMBA GOOMBA!!"

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uck and duck

When a girl gives a guy oral sex one time and they never see each other again.
Usually the girl is thinking it's the start of a beautiful and loving relationship, but the guys got other plans.

"Yo g so she cuff you yet?" "Nah she was an uck and duck bruv."

in it and bin it

A one night stand where the guy literally goes in it and bins it.
The it being the girl he has sex with.

"So How was your first time bro?" "My first time was an in it and bin it bro."