When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.
Harrison: âHey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?â
Joey: âchaaa bra Iâll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaselineâ
Harrison: âfuck yeah broâ
Some may believe in the Big Bang, or God, in the same facet, the balls clause states everything in turn, goes back to balls.
âHey Joey did you read the balls clause?â
âNo what did it say?â
âI came to the conclusion; ballsâ