The Shadow Person

"The shadow person" refers directly to the completely random occurrence in which a person will clock a glimpse of an unidentified spooky figure which resembles that of an ominous, dark, slender-man looking entity which flashes past their peripheral vision.

This phenomenon has been widely addressed since, well, the beginning of time.

What is most scary is how everyone, even your friends and family, will most likely be able to relate to this and have experienced this several times within their lifetime, with no explanation or evidence as to how and why - even diverse groups of people around the world have described to have coincidentally seen the exact same figure

Despite the unknown presence of the shadow person, research and theories have suggested that these are “creatures of supernatural origin that appear as dark forms in the peripheries of people’s vision and disintegrate, or move between walls, when noticed.”

Some say that they appear during "phases of emotional trauma, physical reflections of grief and fear" whilst others say it is down to sleep deprivation.

Scary shit huh.

"Yo Jake what the fuck was that?"

"What are you talking about Alex?"

"The Shadow Person thing? could've sworn i saw something..."

"Man you're trippin, get some sleep bruh"

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Dirty Alex

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife but after a long 9 months the baby appears to be a completely different ethnicity/race to each partners.

“Hey man you still with Rachel?”

“Nah the fucker pulled a Dirty Alex on me”

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