beodorant

Bad odour smell coming from a person.

A portmanteau of “B.O.” (of bad odour fame) and “deodorant”.

Wow. You stink. Did you put on your beodorant today?

crèchay

This is a new term derived from the words ‘crèche’ (as in nursery) and ‘eshay’ (as in drop kick cracky bum bag wearing petty thief).

A junior eshay.

Commonly in the peri-crack phase of the journey to full crack eshay.

I steal chocolate bars because I am now a crèchay. Soon I will have crack and get my first bum bad then I will graduate to being a full eshay.