Nikidick

Someone who is incapable of doing things normally

Look at that nikidick over there. Who the fuck taught him how to throw?

Baney

Having absolutely no idea where you are at all times. Associated with people who stare at walls.

Brian is completely baneyed. He refuses to pick up his phone.

Ajo

An illegal immigrant who likes garlic.

That ajo is so speedy. He crossed the border to snag a rack