shitass

A person who needs to learn how to speed bridge.
Usually associated with death and obnoxiously loud microphones.

“Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?”
-Anonymous, famous last words

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Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.

Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!

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K-Pop

Another way to say “ok boomer.”
Because “k” is a shorter way to say “ok,” and “pop” is something some people call their grandfather.

Boomer: “You kids spend all your time playing video games, go get some friends!”
Me: “K-Pop.”

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triPog

A term coined by Twitch user Insym. While playing Phasmophobia randomized, when he gets salt, glowstick, and tripod, chat goes wild, as the ritual is about to commence.

Randomized wheel: “Salt, Glowstick, Tripod”
Twitch chat: triPog

Stinky toe

The wise and holy sayer of leat fingies. Many people have claimed to have encountered this rare being, but its debut appearance was in an Among Us public lobby, in a video being recorded by MoistCr1tikal aka penguinz0. Its current whereabouts are unknown, but some say that if you wait long enough, you’ll get a green crewmate named Stinky Toe in your Among Us lobby.

Stinky toe: Leat fingies
Charlie: what the fuck

Bleach

The cure for Coronavirus.

Gary: Yo did you guys hear about the thing Trump said about bleach??
Jared: Yah bruh I injected myself with a gallon last night!
Nadia: I guess you won’t die from Corona then...
Jared: wait what

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Lenny

Someone that Arthur Morgan found while drunk at the saloon.

Arthur: *sees Lenny having sex with Lenny in the saloon*
Lenny: *screaming*
Lenny: *screaming*
Arthur: Haha, found ya, Lenny!

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