Jakob

Jakob is an awesome name, for awesome people. Its arameic, and means "Follower of god" but few Jakob`s are religious. A Jakob has the ability to be serious and funny at the same time, and if you want a shoulder to cry on, go find a Jakob. Jakob`s are funny, kind, smart-dressed, intelligent, streetsmart, and a Bro to count on. Hell take the fat girl home, so you can get laid with her sexy friend. A Jakob is abit weird, but in a cool way. Imagine a Hipster Barney, with the brain of Stephen Hawking, and the swag of T.I. and the wit of Christopher Hitchens, and there you have it.

" Dude, I hung out woth Jakob last night, he is just as awesome as you said."

"Jakob totally owned that douchebag in class the other day, and stole his girlfriend."

"Jakob explained the meaning of life last night, and made me a Nutella Baconsandwich. He is so cool."

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Baot-is

The baot-is is an norwegian ice cream which gained critical acclaim trough the norwegian meme-site artige.no. Baot-is has created alot of anger and frustration on omegle.com, where people not familiar with the term has discussed Baot-is and its origin. As for the taste of Baot-is, its Pure epic, and truly the nectar of the gods. We assume the Baot-is is made with divine intervention, cause no mortal would be able to make such an awesome flavour.

God: Jesus, did you eat the last Baot-is?"
Jesus: " eeeh..... no.!
God: "Srsly, thats it, GTFO, You are moving to your mother!"
Jesus: "But Josef is a major douche, I wanna live with you."
God: "I'm sorry son, I can't live with someone who eats my last Baot-is."

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