suryansh

The guy whos a nerd with spectacles that make him look ugly, so ugly that his face makes onion cry.
The birds also after seeing his face forget to fly so dig deep burrows where they die because of suryansh (poop).
People treat that persons face as a cloud, when you disappear it’s a beautiful day.

I thought of suryansh today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

shashank

Popularly known as "Sholay Bhole" is a body-building innocent smart kid, so smart that he forgot he is a kid. He has such big upper body muscles that once when he went to the mall the people had to break and expand the entrance door so that shashank can fit inside. Well the sed thing is that though he wants girls no girl wants "shashank".

Person 1: Ah so many girls are calling me what do i do?
Person 2 : Name yourself "shashank"