Femofo

Female equivalant of Mofo.
Used for emphasis.
Also possibly a type of multivitamin

God*damn*... some red haired, pony tailed white boy just ran the fuck over my shoes more than a femofo

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gikkle

A much cuter way of giggling.
The "KK" must be whispered in the back of your throat for ultimate effect. Takes practice.

Angry mob: We gonna mess j00!

John: Is't possible?!

Stu: We are lost!

*John and Stu exchange conspirital grins*

John and Stu: gikkle!!

Angry mob: Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

*Angry mob turns on itself*

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Year of the Cormorant

An ancient intonation only to be uttered in direst boredom, such as maths and physics.

Maths-vato: blahblahblabalhlbah

Stu: *groan*

*John looks at Stu who grins*

John & Stu: SEE THE HERESY ALIVE! APPROPRIATION STANDING IN THE WAY OF ALL CREATION! DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? DON'T WORRY! THIS IS.... THA YERA THA CORMORANT!

(please note... this should not be attempted by amateurs)

BRRRRR!!!!

An expression of extreme vehemence, to sugesst strong feeling, or experience upon a certain topic.

I saw his sister, and my dick was like this!! *raises arm forcefully*
BRRRRR!!!!

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SKTTSOTH

An anogram of "Snap kick to the side of the head"

I was walking along the other day when Kris Campbell busted out his phat Wu-Tang-Fu and SKTTSOTH'd my ass to tha wall.

biffing plate

The area of a chick's ass that a male's Jackson Pollocks hit off when he bangs her

I sat down on my sandwich.
Now it's flatter than Jenna's biffing plate.

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Kris Campbell

Da Phatt mastah o' da polypipe sword, yo?

I went to Kamp Kaz, where Kris Campbell cleft mine skull in twain like a motherfucker. It was off the heazy.

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