Link Larkin

The Hairspray King, he has his Hairspray, he does dance and then he breathes in the Hairspray. He sooooo hot. He sooooo Corny Collins Show. He in love with Tracy no matter what she way

Passerbyer: Oh Link Larkin, I love your hair!

Link: It's all in the Hairspray

Retromoon

A really silly cowboy, who likes Sailor Moon, and George Strait.

Retromoon is such a silly cowboy!