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Female clitoral masturbation involving the fingers.
That girl has been in there for awhile, maybe she's dialing the rotary phone.
(Knock knock), I'm dialing the rotary phone honey.
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German whip syndrome is a disorder that causes a driver to experience a sense of self entitlement, a sense of superiority, and demonstrates extreme road rage towards anybody who blocks their way and the sufferer will do whatever it takes to get in front and cut off said person even if it means putting others at great risk. Many donât indicate direction aka failing to use turn signals.
People at high risk usually drive BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, Audis, Volkswagens, and Porsches.
Guy 1: OH SHIT!! fucking asshole pulled out in front of me and almost made me crash.
Guy 2: sounds like that guy has German whip syndrome.
Guy 1: yup, looks like heâs driving a BMW M series so of course he thinks he owns the road.
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When a person acts like a spoiled bitch just because it is their birthday.
Man that guy is an asshole, maybe he has birthday syndrome
Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when youâre only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
Another term for jacking off.
I need to go to the bathroom and "polish the hook" if you know what I mean;)
An old persons term for sex. Typically used by 60 year olds.
Back in my day ur grandma and I would make whoopee in the back of a pickup truck at the drive in theatre.
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A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.
I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.