Devin

The only chill one in the friend group. Like everyone in that friend group is annoying and only reasonably attractive. But DEVIN. He’s fine. Not the most attractive of the group but he seems nice

Person 1: “Devin seems nice”
Person 2: “yeah”

Elyse

A cheerleader. Terrible taste in men. she’s alright

Person 1: “have you met Elyse?”
Person 2: “yeah… she’s alright”

Sopeap

The guy that is super shy and sweet but will COMPLETELY IGNORE YOU IF YOU SAY YOURE INTO HIM. Just completely pretend you don’t exist. Won’t even let you down easy. Just pretend it never happened. Kinda a jerk move buddy.

Person 1: “Sopeap is so sweet”
Person 2: “yeah, just don’t let him know you think that”

Ciara

She’s cool.

Person 1: “have you met Ciara?”
Person 2: “yeah, she’s pretty cool”

Girlfriend

Something I do not have.

Person 1: “do you have a girlfriend?”
Me: “no”