Swiss Watermelon

A piece of fruit that has had holes drilled into it. Commonly put in the microwave and fucked as a form of masturbation.

Hey Tim, nice Swiss Watermelon. How long you been working on that? I think it's about time for a new one.

Ballcuzzi

A sexual act in which a man places his scrotum in a cup or bowl of warm water. A woman then places a straw in the water and blows bubbles into it, simulating a Jacuzzi for ones balls.

Yo Adam, why'd you bail last night?

"My bad bro, Kari promised a ballcuzzi last night and I couldn't pass it up."

Turtle Tossing

An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.

What'd you get into last night Jake?

I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.