snowbunny season

Right before and right after major sports drafts when white girls are looking to find rich black athletes.

Friend: “Dude, Sarah is totally into you. Go for it man.”
Athlete: “Nah bro it’s Snowbunny season she’s probably faking.”

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tea twister

It’s like a Texas twister, but from an Asian woman.

“Yo Mei gave me a Texas twister last night dude.” - Guy 1
“If Mei did it then it’s a tea twister man.” - Guy 2