HSPVA Vocal Dept.

Where the top singers of Middle schools in Houston, Texas go to have their spirits broken. It involves verbal abuse towards a collection of sexually confused/frustrated teenagers. Will be accused of smoking weed if you don't sing well. Better not wear a mask for covid, you will be berated for trying to not catch an airborne virus. Favorites will be picked, it won't be you.

"my mom really laid into me last nigh, felt like I was back in the HSPVA vocal dept."

Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.

A department in the High School for the Performing and Visual Arts that deals with training of the voice in all (you will only sing classical music, stop dreaming) types of music. It is a school where the best middle school singers in Houston, Texas go to have their spirits broken. It will include verbal abuse towards sexually confused/frustrated teenagers. You will be accused of smoking weed if you don't sound the best, and you will be berated for wearing a mask for corona virus. You will be ridiculed among the other art areas for being "stupid musicians". You will come out a better singer but you will NEVER want to do it again.

"My mom really laid into me last night, felt like I was back in the Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.