Hotsexual

An individual who is solely attracted to hot individuals. Hotsexuals cannot body shame people as this goes against their sexual orientation.

Friend 1: “I’ve never seen Joel pull a girl below an 8”
Friend 2: “Well that’s because he’s a hotsexual and can’t date anyone who isn’t hot.”

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cylinder head

While receiving head in a car, right as you’re about to climax, the head giver proceeds to crack you in the side of your face with a metal baseball bat.

Man I had the best cylinder head last night and she cracked me so good. What an experience.