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Livingston County

An incredibly boring county in mishitgan that is full of political flip flopping republicrat asswipes, shitty drivers, inbred hicks, dumb hipsters, arrogant rich people (Brighton), self righteous assholes (Howell), racist rednecks (Cohoctah), homosexuals and whitler lovers.

Also there are literally NO single women here because there are more men than women in this lousy county.

Livingston County should be called DEADvingston County.

by Themidwestsucks June 15, 2021

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Ann Arbor

A city in Mishitgan that hates cars even though they are located in a state that hates public transportation.

They also have the worst timed traffic lights in the state BY FAR!!!!

Ann Arbor keeps taking out lanes of traffic and parking to paint more stupid bike lanes that only get used 4-5 months out of the year by 5 people per day. Then these tree hugging, leftoid idiots will say “live closer” but nevermind the fact that a 3 bed, 1 bath ranch in that city costs almost $400K in addition to the high property taxes.

by Themidwestsucks April 4, 2022

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Austin, TX

A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.

Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!

by Themidwestsucks June 14, 2024


Evanston

A Chicago SUBURB that thinks they are a big city but the residents want to live like they are in a small town.

Evanston, IL has a serious identity crisis

by Themidwestsucks April 16, 2022

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Mishitgan

A shitty state located in the shitty MIDWEST which is full of hood niggas and white trash. Also people from that trash state love attempting to drive their shitty Chinese-American cars and trucks like they are from NYC but they are so bad at it, they crash every 5 seconds. Also there are a lot of political flip floppers in that garbage state. Mishitgan is where people will have a Confederate flag and a thin blue line flag while having a rainbow flag and face diapers hanging from their rearview mirrors. Also fuck gretcholf whitler and fuck these pussy ass mishitganders who always leave their balls and backbones in their lifted trucks and blindly follow her stupid executive orders and her shitty health department that has no real authority over anything!

Fuck Mishitgan!!!

by Themidwestsucks June 15, 2021

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