No KY

1) Getting screwed on a deal;

The phrase originated with the term 'butt raped' to describe the feeling of getting screwed on a deal. Then, it was 'butt raped with no KY jelly,' (sex lubricant) which then turned into just 'No KY'

Example: "Three fifty for a soda? No KY, man..."

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Splooge in your Applesauce

1) A metaphorical phrase referring to the immasculation of some person; this phrase was first used in Austin Powers: Goldmember during the prison rap scene

2) The action of ejaculating into someone else's apple-derived side dish.

Example 1) Friend #1: "What now, bitch? I won!!! Splooge in your applesauce! All up in it!!!"
Friend #2: "Yeah, whatever..."

Example 2) Ted: 'Bob, this applesauce tastes funny'
Bob: 'Yeah, because I splooged in your applesauce, Ted! HAHA'

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