Shlurk

An awkward but really funny catchphrase people use to get girls.

*Markus was at the dance and he saw Jennifer, the hottest girl in 11th grade, so he came up and decided to use a shlurk*
Markus: is there a fire in here?
Jennifer: What? I don’t feel any heat.
Markus: because Captain California had drank a gallon of water today!
Jennifer: *Laughing her ass off* we should start dating

Fortnite

Considered as “The hottest flaming bag of the smelliest shit right of the Video Gaming neighborhood” and the worst excuse to miss school and lose your girlfriend. Why it’s so bad you say? Example from a few: It’s a copy of actual, really good games like Minecraft, Team Fortress 2 (I feel like The name was inspired by TF2, please don’t criticize me if not) Overall, Fortnite is Brain Cancer.

Joseph:

Hey, dude! Did you buy the new
Fortnite season pass?

Me:

Are you still playing

That cringe Fortnite? That’s

Our friendship is over!

Joseph: So did you get it or
Not dude?

Me:

Joseph: Dude?