Cunt head

A derogatory term used to describe someone who's head you'd like to rip off. Someone who lets their kids down all the time. Someone so unreliable and false you'd like to skewer their eyeballs with hot knitting needles. A lying, moody, wannabe gangsta sack of shit.

Have you rung cunt head yet to see if he's having the kids?

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Porridge gobbler

A jock. A scotsman. A skirt-wearer. A tight-fisted gobbledegook-talking cunt!

You'll never see him buying a round at the bar mate, he's a fuckin' porridge gobbler!

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skirt-wearer

A jock in a frock. A scotsman. Someone who wears a skirt albeit tartan.

Fuck me, Mackinnon's wearing a skirt! Yeah, and he won't admit it either, says it's a kilt.
Kilt, skirt, dress or frock, they're the same thing, fucking skirt-wearer!

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