coke-can crap

The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.

Bro I can't use that toilet, there's a coke-can crap in there

AnAl

A shorthand nickname for Australia's 31st Prime Minister; Anthony Albanese.

A: "I love what AnAl's doing for us lately."
B: "What?"
A: "You know, the PM! Anthony Albanese..."