Semi-bisexual

Semi-bisexual: someone who experiences sexual attraction to one gender But experiences romantic attraction to 2 or more genders.

Homo/heterosexual + Biromantic = semi-bisexual??

p1: What's your sexual orientation?
p2: oh! I'm semi-bisexual.
p1: Oh great! another too Hetero trying to get into the LGBT!
p2: Actually I'm sexually attracted to men But I can still fall romantically in love with women too.
p1: Really cause I heard...
p2: It doesn't matter how the word was coined, I'm putting it to better use.

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Semisexual

Someone who experiences Sexual attraction but has no desire to act upon it

They might fantasize and/or Touchy touchy themself, But they have no interest in actually "doing it" with someone.

Alex "Jimmy doesn't fine anyone sexually attractive!"
Jimmy "That's not true... I'm very sexually attracted to you..."
Alex "..."
Jimmy "..."
Alex "so you wanna having sex?"
Jimmy "what? ew -Grooss ಠ益ಠ no, I'm semisexual."

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Semi-romantic

Similarly to semisexual (Someone who experiences sexual attraction but no desire to act on it)

Semi-romantic experiences romantic attraction but has no desire to date anymore. Might fantasize about dating but when it comes down to it... is really not interested!

p1: Why are you still single?
P2: I'm Semi-romantic, I'm not really into dating.
p1: Oh same! I need a break from dating too, It's just too difficult!
p2: I'm not taking a break from dating, Although I can fall in love, I'm not interested in going anywhere with it. I haven't lost the desire cuz I never had it.
p1: ...
p2: ...
p1: I'm sure that yo-
p2: Becky, just shut up...

Monsterfucker

Wanna fuck a werewolf? Ya a monsterfucker.

Wanna fuck a ghost? A Zombie? That's necrophilia But counts! you heathen.

Wanna fuck Dragon? (Unless in human form) Beastitality! And ya a monsterfucker!

Pop a boner going through r/bodyhorror? Here's your crown!

Person 1: Ooo! Look at his teeth!

Person 2: They are pointy and jagged! You monsterfucker!

Person 1: Ooo~ Tentacles give~

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